Refresh this page for live round-by-round results for UFC 99 in
Cologne, Germany. I'll say it: we're just killing time until Tim
Sylvia and Ray Mercer make a little bit of sports history later
tonight.
Up First: Marcus Davis vs. Dan Hardy
Davis and Hardy clearly feel they’ll operate best if the detest one
another: the months leading into this fight have been preliminary
round after round of spoken-word venom. Somehow, Davis’ 8-2 UFC
record -- among the best in the promotion -- has gone ignored. My only
prediction is that both men will hug afterward and declare the
pre-fight vitriol “just business.” And then we’ll all feel pretty damn
gullible. Again.
Round 1
Bruce Buffer gives us all chills--and you know exactly the kind I
mean--by addressing the crowd in German. I'm really not sure why Hardy
decided to pick on Davis. Bulling is usually only advisable when you
stand a good chance of beating up the other guy. And Hardy really
doesn't: Davis spends the first two minutes manhandling Hardy to the
mat. Now the guy you've spent three months insulting is in full mount.
But Hardy keeps his composure, gets up, and lands a loud right hook
that makes Davis loopy. I think they still hate each other.
Round 2
Hardy's training with Freddie Roach is paying dividends: Davis looking
increasingly frustrated that a guy with a haircut that would get Hardy
gang-beaten in Boston is getting the better of him. Hardy lands a huge
knee and picks two incisors out of his kneecap. Davis spends several
minutes on his back before landing a takedown, but 20 seconds isn't
enough time to exact any vengeance. They're probably tied at a round
apiece.
Round 3
Davis takes his corner's advice to "shut his mouth" literally and
lands a straight left--left straight?--right to Hardy's grill.
Incredibly, Davis tries a heel hook and a kneebar, a curious strategy
for a sweat-drenched third round. There's a cut stoppage for Davis,
who recently had scar tissue removal surgery--but it's on the bridge
of his nose. Judges love to see blood, though, and between the plasma
and hematoma, Davis looks like he ate a shovel to the face. Terrific
fight. Hardy likely to get the decision.
Decision
Split decision for Hardy. Davis ignores Hardy's attempt to mend fences
with a handshake. "Marcus is one of the toughest guys in the
division," Hardy says. "...it was psychological stuff..." Right on
cue.
Footage from backstage: Mirko "Cro Cop" Filipovic is seen sparring;
opponent Mustapha Al Turk practices hopping on a stretcher and eating
through a tube.
Up Next: Spencer Fisher vs. Caol Uno
Uno has a Nike endorsement deal in Japan; Fisher could be sponsored by
Skoal. In addition to contrasting personalities, Fisher’s aggression
may not be good for Uno’s more mature style. Also, Uno look like an
anime version of Tom Welling. I’ve wanted to point that out for a long
time. He will probably lose.
Round 1
Uno's haircut appears courtesy of a window fan. He seems excited to be
back in the UFC, but his pre-"Ultimate Fighter" appearances might as
well be from the Paleolithic period in MMA circles. I might have
missed it, but he didn't do his customary tranquilizer-dart flop to
the mat. Could be a bad omen. But Arianny Celeste looks excited to see
Kid Yamamoto in action.
After an endless 50 seconds of inactivity, German fans get irritable.
I'm shocked at their lack of tolerance. The fighters spend most of the
round clinched or bouncing aggressively. A difficult round to score.
Round 2
Fisher doesn't seem intimidated by what faux-Welling has brought so
far: Uno scoops up both his legs, but Fisher stands up with ease. Uno
is so technically articulate that he probably fights best against
other erudite Japanese, not some ornery bruiser from Carolina. He
spends some time in Fisher's guard, but doesn't get anything done.
Germans boo the lack of viciousness. Uno pulls guard, just to mess
with them.
Close round, but probably owned by Uno due to control.
Round 3
"The folks in Germany are getting upset," Rogan says, and doesn't take
his own bait. This was not the sausage festival they had signed up
for. Both men look relaxed. Fisher lands a cracking left that sounds
like a clapboard. Uno digs deep for a leg. How someone can be so
talented and so ineffective is food for thought. He hasn't marked
Fisher up at all, but he's constantly trying to contort him. Uno
finishes strong from the mount. Are the judges German?
Decision
Unanimous decision for Fisher, presumably for more damage delivered.
Not a fight likely to show up on any "best of" shows.
Up Next: Ben Saunders vs. Mike Swick
Easy fight of the night material: long and lean, both men resemble a
jumble of knees, elbows, and bony torsos. Swick has fought better
competition, but Saunders is evolving rapidly -- from an “Ultimate
Fighter” runner-up to someone who clearly enjoys learning new ways to
hurt people. Swick has gone the distance in four of his last five
fights, but five of his UFC wins have ended in the first round. Expect
cuts and broken ribs. And for the loser, worse.
Round 1
Saunders enters looking extremely caffeinated. Rogan mentions Saunders
is eager to fight Anderson Silva. Jumping into an empty pool would
produce similar results for less trouble. Swick, says Rogan, "is not
an ass." What a ringing endorsement.
Saunders goes for a clinch but winds up working guard, holding on
tight. "Are you going to hold me all night?" Swick asks. "We can stand
back up, b-tch," Saunders responds. Actual exchange. It's the most
entertaining moment of the fight thus far. With 90 seconds left, the
referee stands them up. Saunders tries another takedown. He apparently
wants no part of anyone nicknamed "Quick" on the feet. Pretty plodding
round.
Round 2
Saunders launches those Plastic Man legs at Swick, but no little
effect. I think we've learned that Saunders is seriously outclassed.He
cannot keep Swick off of him. Saunders thinks about the rubber guard,
which German fans will no doubt recognize and appreciate. (In 2017.)
Swick finally strikes a match and unloads a barrage on Saunders, the
last of which forces him to go limp.
Up Next: Mirko Filipovic vs. Mustapha Al Turk
Filipovic, 1-2 in his first and only UFC run, tried hard to convince
media in the past week that he wasn’t “smelling the blood,” a fairly
disgusting metaphor for an otherwise literate and polished sporting
activity involving repeated kicks to the head. There was a time when
“Cro Cop” was an absolute savage -- someone who made Wanderlei Silva look
like a Bible salesman. That man is sorely missed. I have not seen
anything from al Turk to convince me he can handle even a sedated
Mirko, though. Filipovic will win, but whether it’s by humdrum
stoppage or homicide will determine how excited we can all be about
his return.
Round 1
"I don't know if I will take the UFC title, but I will die trying,"
Filipovic says. I try not to be a sucker for pre-fight dialogue, but
it's hard not to believe him. As he walks in, a fan rubs the top of
his head. He will never make it home.
Al Turk comes out strong. Filipovic's thighs are nearly as big as
Tyson Griffin's. He seems content to slip out of the way, but not
retaliate. But not for long: he swarms Al Turk, lands flush shots, and
finishes with al Turk slumped against the fence. There will be some
controversy, as "Cro Cop" appears to have poked him in the eyes, but
things were not looking good for him prior. "I am satisfied with my
performance," he says. He asks Rogan for the microphone to address the
crowd, a request normally declined due to time issues. It is a
testament to Filipovic that Rogan doesn't hesitate in handing it over.
Backstage: Rich Franklin shadow-boxes; Wanderlei Silva chases down a
live deer and bites into the thigh meat.
Up Next: Cain Velasquez vs. Cheick Kongo
Since low body fat seems to be a popular predictor in fight outcomes,
I’ll give the edge to Kongo for having more visible striations. But
Velasquez, while clearly enjoying his carbs more, can dictate where
this fight takes place. And if Kongo hasn’t solved the problem of
being ineffective and immobile off his back -- his downfall in the Heath
Herring fight -- he’s going to be on a steady diet of leather.
Update from Birmingham: organizers have approved a fifteen-minute rest
between rounds for Sylvia/Mercer. Documentary crews argue over
ringside real estate. Gary Smith has been denied a credential.
"Der co-main event," announces Buffer. It is a testament to his
mindset that Kongo is not laughing.
Round 1
Kongo immediately jabs Velasquez into thinking takedown. Cain sinks a
deep rear choke, but Kongo rolls out. Impressive, but Cain is still
having his way on the mat. If this goes into a second round, Kongo's
three weeks of prep might become a real problem. Velasquez scores
takedown after takedown. It's like watching Coleman shooting doubles
at a nursery.
Round 2
Kongo drops Velasquez to a knee for the second time in the fight. Cain
has nothing on the feet; Kongo, nothing on the ground--but 90% of the
fight is being contested on top of sponsor logos. Kongo's knockout
power is severely diminished from the turtle position.
Cain finishes the round in the mount.
Round 3
Kongo has his last chance to finish on the feet--and can't do it. More
of the same.
Decision
Velasquez. I'm not certain more notice would have helped Kongo, but it
couldn't have hurt.
Up Next: Wanderlei Silva vs. Rich Franklin
I could bore you with details of the semantics surrounding Franklin’s
technical and wizened approach to fighting Southpaw -- and really, my
mathematical knowledge of pugilism would just embarrass you -- but it’s
simply easier to say this: Franklin punches down the pipe, and Silva
swings like he’s wielding a mace. You tell me who has the advantage.
Round 1
Silva enters looking fittingly simian. He is back with Rafael
Cordeiro, his former Chute Boxe trainer: we will see if it makes a
difference. In the background, Franklin's wife takes pictures with a
digital camera. It may help police positively ID Silva later on.
"Bon dammen neu hierren," Buffer says. Silva KOs him as Franklin gives
the thumbs-up. The two circle. And circle. And circle. Wanderlei is
clearly aware of the career corner he's been backed into.
Silva catches a kick and takes Franklin down and works from guard. The
German fans may not like it, but nobody's booing a guy with a tattoo
on the base of his skull. In the last 60 seconds, Franklin manages to
deliver some damage from up top.
Round 2
"I think I broke his nose," Franklin tells his corner. That's a
Tuesday morning at Chute Boxe. Franklin looks more comfortable. The
exchanges are getting more heated; Franklin dislodges him with a jab.
Wanderlei is fatigued, but he manages to stumble Franklin with a
flurry. Franklin's cardio appears deeper.
Round 3
This fight is evidence that 195 lbs. is a generous 10 lb. allowance
for Franklin and 10 lbs. of hell for Silva. Franklin goes low and
Silva shakes his cup in protest. Silva incites the crowd to cheer.
He's tired, but more aggressive. He pouts it on in the last minute,
but Franklin scores as takedown, and it could be enough for the round.
Good fight. If Silva can figure out the weight cut, he could be a
problem at 185.
Decision
You hate to see anyone lose a fight like this. Franklin takes it by
unanimous decision, but Silva preserves his run at middleweight. Das
ende.